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Possible speeches...

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I am picking up a prize tomorrow from my 'beloved' high school's prize giving. I am pretty damn happy that 6 years of hard graft in religious studies have paid off (read: Moaning and arguing against God) but it does mean that I will have to go into that urine soaked shit hole wearing full school uniform (eh?) and sit through a rehearsal before the actual thing! Considering the pain that place brought me, I would rather not go. But the lure of the book token is dragging me in. I'm not allowed a speech but a girl can dream. Here are a few I thought about:

"Thank you for this award, I didn't realise my mum was a teacher here! Good to know you let the favouritism drop in favour of genuine hard work."

"Go fuck yourself Mr Millar!" (My dad has offered me £100 to say this!)

"I'm K to da D and this is how I roll. You got beef with me, you kiss my A Double S Hoooole!" (Thank you Russell Howard)

"Barbarella!!!" (inside joke with my religious studies department)

"Mr Devine (deputy head), are you aware of how closely you resemble Kilroy?"

"Oi Keith, have you seen the Shreddies?"

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